IT SEEMS THAT EVERY TIME
I TURN MY HEAD. SHIT HAPPENS...
and I get blamed for most of it.
IT IS NOT MY FAULT, I keep whining to no avail.
I WAS IN THE OTHER ROOM/STATE/COUNTRY/STATE OF MIND.
It is not POSSIBLE for ME to have done that. I can barely tie my shoes/gun to my hip/hostage to my car roof, especially after eating the mushrooms I grow in my terrarium.
BUT, alas to no avail...so what IS all this mayhem I keep getting blamed for.
STAY TUNED.
You shall find out forthwith...or with forth or something like that.
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THE MINUTE MY BACK IS TURNED
